My daughter does a spot-on imitation of a tiny pageant competitor: the frozen smile, mouth partly open, head turned to the judges as she promenades the aisle.
Yesterday I received a flyer inthe mail about the Regional pageant coming to Portland on June 7th. At the lower right corner there is a picture of a BABY with a CROWN. OMG is all I have to say.
I'm sending it to my daughter for a little chuckle.